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CRAZY JOKES: Good Spirit Humor for the De(e)pressive – The rebellious literary quartet from and for the crazy:

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  Some people flirt with their eyebrows. We flirt with the rings under our eyes.
  I like my ego; I like my cat.
  Depression is a good savings account and a financial bitch when you become manic
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  Being on the emotional period - For him and for her - Unisex
  It is said that the mentally disturbed are creative. Hey, that means I'm creative
  My psychologist told me I`m halfway depressed. Awsome. I can not even do that right
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  Thank God I am depressed nowadays in Germany and not elsewhere
  I hear a high beep in my therapist's room. She says she hears this high pitched noise aswell. It is not a hallucination.
  Mentally and morally disabled person looking for a parking spot. Where is the sign: Only for mentally & morally disabled
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  We have a snoring bear in our room. Once everybody sleeps I have to hit its snout. If schizophrenic, then please do it correctly
  How often do you get the chance to stay at a closed institution? You have to take advantage of that
  In a closed facility: I can only walk out with the almighty permission of the Doc. father
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  I just got a sedative. It's called Quaddl Quiddll Quidditch. Oh, no idea something with Q
  My disease is called Hypophidibus Maximus HexHex
  Trust me. I'm mentally disturbed. (Trust me. I`m an engineer)
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  Your butt (gut) feeling points in the right direction
  I am your emotional ladder in deep shit
  I want to help you lose your helper’s syndrome
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  Advice to the depressed: Take your time, which you take anyway
  Closed Facility: Is it cold outside? No idea I can not leave
  For exhibitionists: Doing soul stripties with my psychologist. Rawrrrrrrr
  I shine with my very original Behavior and I am abnormally authentic